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Have a personal go to the movies, bought a ticket into the movie theater after, but after a while, then out to buy a ticket, and then into the movie theaters, ticket sales lady was very surprised. The results also had a minute, you see that person into ticket booth and buy a ticket, the ticket lady asked, he said: You do not have already bought the tickets do, why even buy ah.
That is very angry to say: how do I know, I entered the cinema, there is one person to tear up my ticket.
Two
A pair of eight-month-old couple with a grandson walk in the park. Face came an old woman, she said: "He's really cute. How old is he?" The old lady modestly said: "In another two months of the 65."
Three
One middle-aged to the fortune tellers, fortune-teller said: You would like to listen to good, or bad? Answer: First listening to a bad bar.
Fortune-teller said: You want what little before the age of 40. Answer: To put it really accurate, what a good strategy?
Fortune-teller said: The positive thing is after the age of 40 did you do not want the.
Four
One person dislocated shoulder, and he told the others is because today is to go fishing, fishing in a big fish.
Asked him: Is the fish too much, La Shanglai dislocated shoulder when it?
Answer: No, come back and pointing to how people see the fish when the dislocation.
Five
To speak without a brain man and a lady dancing.
Man: "Are you married?"
Miss: "no."
Man: "That you have a child it?"
Miss furious huff.
A man wondering, the next could not afford to ask.
Then after dancing with a woman.
Man: "Do you have children it?"
Woman: "There are two."
Man: "Then you married?"
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