Dancing in the Willow irregular saw a very funny blog post, in turn, together with everyone happy about.
"Foreign kids do the math"
1 Title: The start of the following equation
(This child turned out the show is open ....)
2 Title: Find X
(Sure enough, just get to find out ....)
3 limit the concept of
(But it was faint ...)
About 4 minutes ...
5 SIX = 6
Khan ...
Calculation of 6 people hanging .....
1
Have a personal go to the movies, bought a ticket into the movie theater after, but after a while, then out to buy a ticket, and then into the movie theaters, ticket sales lady was very surprised. The results also had a minute, you see that person into ticket booth and buy a ticket, the ticket lady asked, he said: You do not have already bought the tickets do, why even buy ah.
That is very angry to say: how do I know, I entered the cinema, there is one person to tear up my ticket.
Two
A pair of eight-month-old couple with a grandson walk in the park. Face came an old woman, she said: "He's really cute. How old is he?" The old lady modestly said: "In another two months of the 65."
Three
One middle-aged to the fortune tellers, fortune-teller said: You would like to listen to good, or bad? Answer: First listening to a bad bar.
Fortune-teller said: You want what little before the age of 40. Answer: To put it really accurate, what a good strategy?
Fortune-teller said: The positive thing is after the age of 40 did you do not want the.
Four
One person dislocated shoulder, and he told the others is because today is to go fishing, fishing in a big fish.
Asked him: Is the fish too much, La Shanglai dislocated shoulder when it?
Answer: No, come back and pointing to how people see the fish when the dislocation.
Five
To speak without a brain man and a lady dancing.
Man: "Are you married?"
Miss: "no."
Man: "That you have a child it?"
Miss furious huff.
A man wondering, the next could not afford to ask.
Then after dancing with a woman.
Man: "Do you have children it?"
Woman: "There are two."
Man: "Then you married?"
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On the occasion of Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day amid Zhupeng faithful Happy New Year! Good luck! Love Sweet!
Posted Ikunori a joke, like everyone smiling.
1, a few people together and gambling, they are John said: You go outside to see if there are no police. John went to 10 minutes before running the door, panting, said: outside there is no police, I specially went to the bureau cried one to.
2, power plants outside the high-hung with a sign above big red pen the book: "No touch the wire! 50000 volt high pressure, the touch dead, and offenders brought to justice!"
3, a store salesman to a customer is being pumped, said: "Sir Please note that we are here to ban smoking." Customer replied: "It has to buy here in your cigarette." Salesman: "So what, we are here to it is also selling toilet paper! "
4, one stupid general can not find jobs, he went to McDonald's to interview the manager asked: What is your specialty? He said: I will be singing, so clear throat sing: With KFC, living a good taste! ...
5, one to the Haier Group interview, the interviewer asked: Why wear pants Haier Brothers? Answer: because there is no Q coins.
6, Pastor: "Who among you just a birthday today?" Tom delighted to raise their hands. Pastor: "a very good Sunday after the trouble you blew out those candles."
7, psychiatric female patients ask: Blue doctor, do you love me?
Dr Lam said: we do is the doctor-patient relationship because you are sick, so I have to take good care of you ... ...
Female patient: Blue doctor, you mean is that you do not love me Oh?
Dr Lam: ah ... ah ... ah ... ... ... ...
Female patients: Fortunately, I love my Dr Chan.
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L the days after the death of a person, I feel in heaven too monotonous, the request to see an angel let him go to hell. Angels agreed. He went to hell on the devil, said: "I decided to spend the night here, I heard a lot of fun here. "Satan agreed, and with beauty, food entertain him. Shortly later, he again went to hell, everything like last time, he would go back to radiant heaven.
After a while, he began to miss the joy of hell, we decided to go to hell for permanent residence, regardless of angel's advice and determined to leave paradise. To invite him to go to hell after the devil may be the reception that he was a disheveled, wrinkled old woman. "In the past reception where my beauty gone? "Satan said:" My friends, travel and emigration is not the same thing! "
Tourism can not see behind the extraordinary prosperity, crisis and evil.
Similarly, we look at other people's lives, such as tourism in general see only appearance. So, do not have to envy someone else's life, beautiful life, like going through a spiritual flow of words, Floating Life and was removed.
No matter how bright the appearance of life inside are equally trivial, hardship, joy mixed, stand by the self-knowledge.
Paste a few jokes, I wish everyone happy holidays!
1, learn how to swim
Personal beginner swimming, the day his coach said: here today reaches bar. Coach Q: Why? Answer: Today it is no less than a drink.
2, need a quiet
"I have been to a hospital." Her husband to his wife.
His wife asked: "how to say a doctor?"
Her husband: "He let me have a good rest, we must absolutely quiet. This is the opening of the sleeping pills he gave."
His wife: "Yes, I will take care of your medication on time."
Her husband: "No, this medicine is for you open."
3, played too many characters
There are two mental patients talking. A man holding a book to another, said: You see, this is I write novels, a good bar. Another said: It is not bad, that is played too many characters. As we speak I saw nurses running through it: You get two grown doubled phonebook back.
4, have not seen Tiger
His son: "Dad, we have never seen a teacher with a tiger." Father: "how do you know?" His son: "Yesterday, I put my tiger paintings showed him, he asked me painting is not a dog. "
5, vehicles will be swimming?
Highway hairpin bend; the one placard reads: "If your car will be swimming, please according to straight open, do not brake." A person who just bought the car to see these posters, immediately after the U-turn to open to the car factory, he asked earnestly Manager: "You This amphibious vehicle is not it?"
