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Joke Ikunori

Monday, June 7th, 2010

1

Have a personal go to the movies, bought a ticket into the movie theater after, but after a while, then out to buy a ticket, and then into the movie theaters, ticket sales lady was very surprised. The results also had a minute, you see that person into ticket booth and buy a ticket, the ticket lady asked, he said: You do not have already bought the tickets do, why even buy ah.

That is very angry to say: how do I know, I entered the cinema, there is one person to tear up my ticket.

Two

A pair of eight-month-old couple with a grandson walk in the park. Face came an old woman, she said: "He's really cute. How old is he?" The old lady modestly said: "In another two months of the 65."

Three

One middle-aged to the fortune tellers, fortune-teller said: You would like to listen to good, or bad? Answer: First listening to a bad bar.

Fortune-teller said: You want what little before the age of 40. Answer: To put it really accurate, what a good strategy?

Fortune-teller said: The positive thing is after the age of 40 did you do not want the.

Four

One person dislocated shoulder, and he told the others is because today is to go fishing, fishing in a big fish.

Asked him: Is the fish too much, La Shanglai dislocated shoulder when it?

Answer: No, come back and pointing to how people see the fish when the dislocation.

Five

To speak without a brain man and a lady dancing.

Man: "Are you married?"

Miss: "no."

Man: "That you have a child it?"

Miss furious huff.

A man wondering, the next could not afford to ask.

Then after dancing with a woman.

Man: "Do you have children it?"

Woman: "There are two."

Man: "Then you married?"

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I wish friends a happy New Year! (Joke Ikunori)

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

I wish friends a happy New Year! (joke Ikunori)

On the occasion of Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day amid Zhupeng faithful Happy New Year! Good luck! Love Sweet!

Posted Ikunori a joke, like everyone smiling.

1, a few people together and gambling, they are John said: You go outside to see if there are no police. John went to 10 minutes before running the door, panting, said: outside there is no police, I specially went to the bureau cried one to.

2, power plants outside the high-hung with a sign above big red pen the book: "No touch the wire! 50000 volt high pressure, the touch dead, and offenders brought to justice!"

3, a store salesman to a customer is being pumped, said: "Sir Please note that we are here to ban smoking." Customer replied: "It has to buy here in your cigarette." Salesman: "So what, we are here to it is also selling toilet paper! "

4, one stupid general can not find jobs, he went to McDonald's to interview the manager asked: What is your specialty? He said: I will be singing, so clear throat sing: With KFC, living a good taste! ...

5, one to the Haier Group interview, the interviewer asked: Why wear pants Haier Brothers? Answer: because there is no Q coins.

6, Pastor: "Who among you just a birthday today?" Tom delighted to raise their hands. Pastor: "a very good Sunday after the trouble you blew out those candles."

7, psychiatric female patients ask: Blue doctor, do you love me?

Dr Lam said: we do is the doctor-patient relationship because you are sick, so I have to take good care of you ... ...

Female patient: Blue doctor, you mean is that you do not love me Oh?

Dr Lam: ah ... ah ... ah ... ... ... ...

Female patients: Fortunately, I love my Dr Chan.

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The therapeutic method of insomnia

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

The therapeutic method of Insomnia

People who have insomnia, see a doctor, who told him that every night, from a few to 3,000 can sleep. A few days later, he came to see a doctor face of exhaustion, his doctor said: That means do not work, when I count 2000, when too sleepy, got up and drank a cup of coffee, continue to number, number of to 3000 when no longer sleep.

According to statistics, in the city 1 / 3 of people who had insomnia problems for 1 week can cause insomnia, irritable, fear, tension and so on, seriously affect the physical and mental health. Friends of the hazards of insomnia in Bo Xiao 3 Xiao's blog every day, there are still a vivid story.

The reasons for insomnia caused by more complex can be divided into environmental factors, disease factors and psychological factors, three categories. Therefore, insomnia is no panacea, according to the specific situation to find a suitable method. Relax, improve sleep environment, maintain a good lifestyle (less smoking, more exercise) all help to improve sleep conditions. When necessary, the appropriate medication can also be directed by your doctor.

In addition, the diet is a very effective method of treating insomnia, and without side effects. Here are a few simple therapeutic method, we have a better way to welcome supplement.

1, a cup of cold water by adding a spoonful of vinegar, drink and help to fall asleep.

2, before going to bed to eat an apple, or put a bed of orange peel skin can be calm and central nervous system, help them fall asleep.

3, onion smashed appropriate, into the bottle cover, before going to sleep on the pillow sniffing the air, can be easy to fall asleep.

4, before going to bed their feet or a cup of hot milk, as long as the long-standing, it will set up a "conditioned reflex sleep."

Figure in the soup is a simple therapeutic method, peanuts 40g, green beans 30g, Chixiaodou 20g, dry edible lily 20g stewed 40 minutes, soothe the nerves can play a role.

This is Tao Tang blood, heat, soothe the nerves, reduces swelling, ordinary people can also be eaten with a good skincare results.

Tableware Introduction :

This is a bone china tableware. Bone yes yes 18th century by the British invented the world's most recognized high-grade porcelain kinds. Way for the production of bone china in the china clay by adding 30% of the animal bone meal, bone china tableware texture, light, hard, into the natural milk white color. Bone china manufacturers mainly in Europe, Japan and China's small number of production companies.
The therapeutic method of Insomnia

The therapeutic method of Insomnia

Joke Ikunori

Saturday, September 8th, 2007

Paste a few jokes, I wish everyone happy holidays!

1, learn how to swim
Personal beginner swimming, the day his coach said: here today reaches bar. Coach Q: Why? Answer: Today it is no less than a drink.

2, need a quiet

"I have been to a hospital." Her husband to his wife.

His wife asked: "how to say a doctor?"

Her husband: "He let me have a good rest, we must absolutely quiet. This is the opening of the sleeping pills he gave."

His wife: "Yes, I will take care of your medication on time."

Her husband: "No, this medicine is for you open."

3, played too many characters

There are two mental patients talking. A man holding a book to another, said: You see, this is I write novels, a good bar. Another said: It is not bad, that is played too many characters. As we speak I saw nurses running through it: You get two grown doubled phonebook back.

4, have not seen Tiger
His son: "Dad, we have never seen a teacher with a tiger." Father: "how do you know?" His son: "Yesterday, I put my tiger paintings showed him, he asked me painting is not a dog. "

5, vehicles will be swimming?

Highway hairpin bend; the one placard reads: "If your car will be swimming, please according to straight open, do not brake." A person who just bought the car to see these posters, immediately after the U-turn to open to the car factory, he asked earnestly Manager: "You This amphibious vehicle is not it?"